Monday Calls

They put more obstacles in my way
Than the average Mr Joe
So I jump high 


Highlander, swerving missles 
Like a Nintendo play game 
Who is looking 


Watch this,
I just made it onto the next stage
I am digital, running on sound bites follow 


And I just got given another life 
As bonus, laser quest 
High score, who is counting 


I am dressed top to bottom 
As Mario, but I am no Italiano  
Still call me super 


Mr fix it, with tools in hand 
Who is asking, Monday calls  
Hold on, Monday calls, let me fix it